a little fantasy story i made for my gay friend :D (when i didn't know he was gay :D haha!)

FAG ALERT!
GAY LAUNCH DETECTED!
GAY LAUNCH DETECTED!!
Sergeant jones: 'Marines, we got a proper gay infestation out there.. Now, understand this, without those buttplates strapped on your a dead man!'
Marines: 'sir yes sir!'
Sergeant jones: 'We will launch an initial straight attack on the gays right here, delta will flank them with straight rpg's from here
then the Belgium forces will attack them in the back by their so called 'hetero-copters'.
And let this be clear: if you see any lesbians hangin around pick em up in the straith humvee and bring em to my HQ
is that clear marines!?'
Marines: 'sir yes sir!'
Sergeant jones: 'Any questions? yes marine?'
Marine Brad: 'Sir,is it true that the gay chieftain rapes guys with his dildo-sword?'
Sergeant jones: 'Yes son....The rumours are true, they sended a movie of him doin it to mark, now dont get desperate!
if all goes well we will shove our barrel through his nuts and make him watch straight porn for the rest of his miserable life,
now go there and kick some gay ass!'
Marines: 'sir yes sir!!'